Thank you for 80’s movies and Pop Rocks. Thank you for the nineties so we could all un-peg our pants. Thank you for Mr. Pibb and his courage to be satisfied with a masters degree. Thank you for mullets because we like to laugh at pictures of ourselves posted on Facebook. Thank you for Facebook. Mark McDonough likes this. Thank you for love songs like Tesla’s Love Song cuz darlin’ we’ll find love again, I know. Thank you for peanut butter and the dogs that get it stuck in their teeth. Thank you for Hermione Granger because she’s the one that figured everything out in every Harry Potter book. Thank you for quiet moments interrupted by SBD’s because really they’re funnier than the unexpected loud ones, though maybe not as much as the ones that want to be SBD’s but get too excited at the very end and make that little put put sound. Thank you for chocolate bars melted in diapers at baby showers. That’s just weird and gross and hilarious all at the same time. Thank you for friends who’ve got your back, every time… even when you’ve been bitten by a rattlesnake on the ass and you need the poison sucked out. Thank you for cozy socks. Not because I wear them but because seeing my wife wear them makes me feel… well… cozier. Thanks for Mona Lisa’s smile. I think she’s smiling about the SBD she just let slip and everyone is about to catch wind of. Thank you for wind and not being able to see it, but to see its effects… kinda like you… Thanks for clearing up misunderstandings so that no mother is ever murdered by her child because said child is told by papa to go aks mama. Thank you for Lucky Charms. They truly are magically delicious, like when a mother takes a bite of strained peas and says to her infant child, “seee? mmmmm! yummy.” Thank you for do overs. You know how much we need them. Thanks for laughter. Thanks for second chances. And thirds. And um fourths. Thanks for unconditionally loving me. Thanks for being patient and kind and never failing me. The truth is, I could learn a lot from you.